Aug 3, 2010

How do Doctors Choose their Specialties?






This flow chart is obviously made by a Medical doctor hating all Surgeons! :)
1. The Crazy Medical student with the Non Existent Attention Span chooses - "Emergency Medicine".


2. The Crazy Medical student with Significant Attention Span chooses - "Psychiatry".


3. The Sane Medical student who is not so hard working and afraid of the Light Chooses - "Radiology".


4. The Sane Medical student who is not so hard working and Afraid of the Dark and Thinks Big Chooses - "Dermatology".


5. The Sane Medical student who is not so hard working and Afraid of the Dark and Thinks Small Chooses - "Opthalmology".


6. The Sane Medical student who is Very hard working and has a nice attitude, who loves to work with adults chooses - "Medicine".


7. The Sane Medical student who is Very hard working and has a nice attitude, who loves to work with children chooses - "Paediatrics".


8. The Sane Medical student who is Very hard working and whosse attitude doesn't matter, who loves to work when patients are asleep chooses - "Anaesthesia."


9. The Sane Medical student who is Very hard working and whoose attitude doesn't matter, who loves to work when patients are dead chooses - "Pathology".


10. The Sane Medical student who is Very hard working and whoose attitude is mean chooses - "Surgery".


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