Showing posts with label Radiology. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Radiology. Show all posts
May 9, 2011
Aug 3, 2010
How do Doctors Choose their Specialties?
This flow chart is obviously made by a Medical doctor hating all Surgeons! :)
1. The Crazy Medical student with the Non Existent Attention Span chooses - "Emergency Medicine".
2. The Crazy Medical student with Significant Attention Span chooses - "Psychiatry".
3. The Sane Medical student who is not so hard working and afraid of the Light Chooses - "Radiology".
4. The Sane Medical student who is not so hard working and Afraid of the Dark and Thinks Big Chooses - "Dermatology".
5. The Sane Medical student who is not so hard working and Afraid of the Dark and Thinks Small Chooses - "Opthalmology".
6. The Sane Medical student who is Very hard working and has a nice attitude, who loves to work with adults chooses - "Medicine".
7. The Sane Medical student who is Very hard working and has a nice attitude, who loves to work with children chooses - "Paediatrics".
8. The Sane Medical student who is Very hard working and whosse attitude doesn't matter, who loves to work when patients are asleep chooses - "Anaesthesia."
9. The Sane Medical student who is Very hard working and whoose attitude doesn't matter, who loves to work when patients are dead chooses - "Pathology".
10. The Sane Medical student who is Very hard working and whoose attitude is mean chooses - "Surgery".
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